WTF MARLINS

by M-Heezy on March 28, 2012

First, a fish tank is made into their backstop, and now this. This would be incentive for me to NOT hit home runs. It looks like a Mardi Gras float fucked a slot machine, and out came the most horrendous celebratory structure of all time. So, logically the next question is, how long is it going to be before they have Ricky Martin pole dancing in a cage suspended above the pitchers mound?

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