Stephon Marbury has reportedly agreed to a 3-year contract extension with Shanxi Zhongyu, of the Chinese Basketball Association. The deal pays Marbury about $100,000 per season, which is about how much Lebron James tips at a car wash. In the third season of his new deal, if Stephon Marbury is extra lucky, he will get to impart his wisdom upon the Shanxi players, as their teammate/assistant coach. I would make it mandatory for him to play in dress pants and his jersey. You can’t have both titles and not dress the part, I don’t care how many Chinese kids bought Starbury’s!



