Dez Bryant Will Not Carry Your Pads.

by M-Heezy on July 28, 2010

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In maybe the biggest non-story of the day, sports media outlets have been buzzing about the fact that Dez Bryant refused to carry Roy Williams’ pads. 

I’m not doing it,” Bryant said. “I feel like I was drafted to play football, not carry another player’s pads. If I was a free agent, it would still be the same thing. I just feel like I’m here to play football. I’m here to try to help win a championship, not carry someone’s pads. I’m saying that out of no disrespect to [anyone].”- RotoWire.com

Well that’s fantastic, hopefully you enjoy trying to win a championship while the offensive linemen take turns pounding one out into your socks after games.  What do you think will happen?  The best case scenario here would be if Bryant developed a cult like following that called themselves “The Dezbians”.  It would be a militant group against fun, and using correct grammar in sentences.  Also, since Roy Williams sucks, there’s a good chance that he’ll feel the wrath of the Dezbians when he’s a bench player that gets pelted with Texas shaped belt buckles and signs that say “We love Dez, and we hate carrying things…and traditions!” (Whatever they do down in Dallas, how the hell would I know?)  In any case, Roy, you’ve been warned.

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